Archives for Humor

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Why Sunburn isn’t for sissies, aka wear your sunscreen

I’m sunburned. I want to be really poignant but my lips hurt, the corners of my eyes crack when I SEE and I’m fairly certain I have hot dog face. I want to go to bed, but the idea of going up stairs and possibly moving the skin on my head by moving my feet ...
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A dripping water faucet and the quiet of the night

As a general rule, I’m a mild person. My friends and family would probably laugh at that statement because they would imply that they know better, but I’m an introvert at heart; I’m a person that loves to love people by finding their flaws and talking myself into making those good and beautiful attributes and ...
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Because Trivia night is no laughing matter…

My friend April is one of the calmest, most level-headed people I know. She rescues animals and has the sweetest nature. She’s quiet and always willing to lend a hand to anyone that needs it. However, there comes a time when April isn’t sweet, kind or particularly compassionate and that’s trivia night. I struggle with how ...
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Even Stevens, do you hear me?

So, my karma has been on the evil side of bad lately. Frankly, I knew it was coming. I’ve been a bad girl and I was due. When it came, it came and hit me horribly. Without going into all the details, life came crashing down and the effects are long-lasting and hard. Sickness and horror ...
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Stairmaster, you elusive mistress

For a while now, I’ve been working on my fitness and thus far, it’s been a productive measure. I feel things toning and fat is burning and unpleasant things are happening to my body that I’ve been reassured are GREAT! Those unpleasant things mean that what I’m doing is working! Woot! Last week, I was on ...
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Runners

Dear 5am runners, Before Thanksgiving, I had the opportunity, NAY, the privilege of being up around 5am. The reasons why are unimportant, but, needless to say, I’d rather stay up all night than get up at that time and my thought was that I’d rather run laps over hot coals than get up at that time ...
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Female dog attacks

Sometimes our friends want to know how Leon and I argue. We generally are both pretty good humored and seem like our relationship is even-flowing. We’re like any other couple in that we have lots of ups and downs. Things aren’t always as flawless as they may seem. I’d like to think that we handle ...
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